Paedofuncle

He asked my sister if I had a crush on him. I said no. He said, 'You're lying, I know you.'

He tried to give my cousin a nickname that sounded like a bad pun. It was brutal.

He texted me at 2 a. m. asking if I was still single. I said no. He said, 'That’s okay, I’ll just take you.'

He kept asking my cousin if she had a boyfriend. She said no. He said, 'That’s good, I can have you.'

He told my brother he was going to 'steal' my sister. My brother said, 'You can’t steal her, you’re not a thief.' He said, 'I’m a paedofuncle, I’m a thief.'

He sent me a DM that said, 'I’m going to eat you for breakfast.' I replied, 'You’re not my breakfast.' He said, 'You will be.'

He came to my birthday party and said, 'I’m here for you, not for your friends.' My friends were confused.

He started a group chat with my cousin and me called 'The Nephew Club.' We didn’t ask for that.

He texted me while I was on a date and said, 'I’m going to ruin this for you.' I said, 'You can’t ruin this, you’re not even here.' He said, 'I am.'