paedofriend

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A fake friend who sends you creepy messages and wants to touch you in places you shouldn't be touched.

He sent me a photo of his bald head and said I was beautiful.

He asked if I wanted to go to his house for a 'sleepover' with no parents.

He kept texting me at 2 a. m. with his bare feet on my phone screen.

A guy who acts like your friend but is really just trying to get into your pants and has no life.

He said he was going to the mall but really just wanted to see me.

He DMed me 10 times in one day about his video game.

He kept asking if I wanted to 'hang out' but never said what that meant.

A guy who thinks he's cool but is just trying to get it on with you and has zero style.

He wore a hoodie inside out and called it 'fashion' just to talk to me.

He said he was a 'legend' but couldn't even spell it right.

He asked if I wanted to 'grab a snack' but it was just a way to get me alone.

A guy who lies about everything just to get you to talk to him and has the brain of a toaster.

He said he had a girlfriend but she was just his mom.

He said he was a 'rapper' but just rapped to me in the park.

He told me he was rich but had a job at a fast-food place.

A guy who is your friend but is also your nightmare in disguise and has the charm of a used sock.

He said he was going to college but just sat in my room all day.

He kept talking about his 'big plans' but they were just to eat pizza.

He called me at 1 a. m. just to say he was bored.