Paedofiddled

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When a kid gets molested by a pervert. It's not the pervert. It's the kid. And the kid has to be younger than 18 or it's not cool.

My little brother got paedofiddled by his math teacher. He now hates fractions.

My niece got paedofiddled at the park. She now hates squirrels.

My cousin got paedofiddled by his uncle. He now hates family reunions.

When a kid is sexually abused by a grown-up. It's not the grown-up. It's the kid. And the kid has to be a baby or a teenager.

My friend got paedofiddled by her piano teacher. Now she can't play the piano without crying.

My neighbor got paedofiddled by the mailman. Now she hates letters.

My brother got paedofiddled by his coach. Now he hates sports.

When a kid gets sexually messed with by a pervert. The kid is not the pervert. The kid is the victim. And the kid has to be a teenager or younger.

My sister got paedofiddled by her science teacher. Now she hates experiments.

My friend got paedofiddled by his soccer coach. Now he hates goals.

My cousin got paedofiddled by the principal. Now he hates school.

When a kid is used by a grown-up for sex. It's not the grown-up. It's the kid. And the kid has to be a baby or a teenager.

My brother got paedofiddled by his gym teacher. Now he hates push-ups.

My friend got paedofiddled by her music teacher. Now she hates songs.

My neighbor got paedofiddled by the librarian. Now she hates books.

When a kid is sexually abused by a grown-up. The kid is not the grown-up. The kid is the one who got abused. And the kid has to be under 18.

My cousin got paedofiddled by his history teacher. Now he hates tests.

My sister got paedofiddled by her math teacher. Now she hates numbers.

My friend got paedofiddled by her English teacher. Now she hates essays.