paedobaptism

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When adults drown babies in a pool because they think it’ll save their souls.

My baby brother got baptized because the church said he’d go to hell if he didn’t.

My cousin’s kid was dunked under water like it was a dunk tank.

I got baptized at 2 weeks old and I still don’t know why.

Baptizing babies before they can even speak, just because their parents are desperate and clueless.

My mom made me get baptized because she thought it’d make me a better person.

My baby sister got baptized because the pastor said it was a ‘good start.’

They baptised my nephew while he was still crying.

A ritual where adults drench babies in holy water, hoping it’ll make them holy.

They dipped my baby brother in water and said it would make him ‘clean.’

My cousin’s kid got baptized because the church said it’d wash away their sins.

I got baptized and I still have no idea what it did.

When you baptize babies just because the adults think it’s a good idea, even though it makes no sense.

They baptized my baby sister before she could walk.

My brother got baptized because his parents said it was ‘normal.’

They drenched my baby cousin in water like it was a baptism party.

Drowning babies in a pool just because the church said it would save their soul.

They dropped my baby cousin in water and said it was a baptism.

My brother got baptized and he was still mad about it.

They drenched my baby sister in holy water and called it a blessing.

Baptizing babies before they can even think, just because their parents are desperate.

They dipped my baby brother in water because he was born on a Sunday.

My sister got baptized before she could walk.

They drenched my baby cousin in water because the church said it was a ‘rite of passage.’