Paedo Sheen

I saw him walking down the street, forehead gleaming like he just peed on a kid.

The guy had a face like a greasy pizza, and that sheen? It was his soul leaking out.

He was so busy thinking about little boys, he forgot to wipe his forehead. Now it’s a crime scene.

That man’s forehead looked like it had a lake on it. I swear he was about to drown a kid.

He had the sheen of a man who just got a kid to cry for him.

She was so into her little boy, her forehead was sweating like it had a job.

That man’s forehead looked like it had a puddle of shame on it.

She had the sheen of a woman who just got caught with a kid in the back of a van.

He was so into his kid, his forehead was leaking like a broken faucet.