Paedo Legs

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When a woman's legs look like they’ve been through a war and a bad haircut.

My legs are so scruffy, I could be a prison escapee.

She looked like she’d been dragged across a gravel road by a donkey.

I shaved my legs and still look like a raccoon.

When your legs are so hairy, they could be used as a goat’s beard.

My legs are so fuzzy, I could start a petting zoo.

She had legs like a woolly mammoth.

I looked like a hairy sandwich.

When your legs look like they’ve been tortured by a razor and a bad decision.

I shaved my legs and now they look like a crime scene.

Her legs were so scruffy, they had a warrant.

He looked like he’d been attacked by a hedgehog.