Paedo Jones

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A creepy old man who smells like old socks and thinks your kid is the next best thing to a piece of cake. He probably eats dirt for breakfast.
He was seen sneaking into the playground at 3 a. m. with a bag of lollipops and a suspicious grin.
He tried to buy my kid a juice box and asked if he wanted to 'have a little chat in the back seat.'
He was caught on camera doing the 'werther's original dance' outside the school gates.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A man who thinks he's still cool and still has a chance with the kids. He probably had a bad day at the office and now he's trying to make up for it with your kid.
He tried to hit on my kid by saying he used to be a 'top man' in the 80s. My kid just stared at him like he was a ghost.
He tried to give my kid a Werther's Original and called it a 'buddy pass.'
He was seen arguing with a vending machine and it looked like he was trying to get it to confess to a crime.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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A man who thinks your kid is the next big thing and he's going to be the next big thing's dad. He probably has a bad haircut and a worse personality.
He asked my kid if he wanted to 'start a band' and it was just him and a keyboard that he brought from his house.
He tried to give my kid a Werther's Original and said it was 'the secret to success.'
He was seen walking around the school like he was the principal and had a key to every door.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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