Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A paedo is a grown-up who thinks kids are cute enough to mess with. They usually end up in jail or a very uncomfortable situation.

'That paedo got caught trying to lure my kid with candy.'

'He’s a paedo and he thinks he’s a hero.'

'I’m not a paedo, I’m a mentor.'

2

A paedo is like a very sick person who wants to stick their grubby hands up a kid’s pants. They should be buried under a pile of barbed wire.

'That paedo tried to grab my kid’s butt on the bus.'

'He’s a paedo and he got caught red-handed.'

'That paedo should have been buried alive.'

3

A paedo is someone who can’t keep their hands off kids. They follow them, flirt with them, and sometimes end up in big trouble.

'That paedo followed my kid all the way home.'

'He’s a paedo and he’s always trying to flirt with the kids.'

'She got in trouble because she was a paedo.'

4

A paedo is a person who touches kids in places they shouldn’t. They usually get in trouble and sometimes lose their job.

'That paedo touched my kid in the most awkward way.'

'He lost his job because he was a paedo.'

'She got fired because she was a paedo.'

5

A paedo is a grown-up who thinks kids are cute enough to mess with. They often lie and say they didn’t do it, but most of them are just desperate.

'That paedo said he didn’t do it, but he was caught.'

'He’s a paedo and he’s a Spurs fan.'

'She’s a paedo and she lies to everyone.'

6

A paedo is the guy who took Madeline McCann. He’s the one who made every kid’s parent nervous for years.

'Michael English is the paedo who took Madeline.'

'That paedo ruined my kid’s sleep.'

'He’s the paedo who made us all paranoid.'

7

A paedo is the sweaty, smelly forehead of someone who messes with kids. They’re usually the kind of person who needs a shower and a long sentence.

'That paedo had a forehead like a wet sponge.'

'He’s a paedo and he smells like a gym sock.'

'She’s a paedo and she’s always sweaty.'