Paedar

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A guy who can chill like a cucumber and then drop a beat so hard it makes your teeth hurt. He’s probably stealing your girl because he’s got looks, patience, and a plan. If he’s not your friend, he’s your future enemy.
Yo, why you still single? Paedar’s been chilling with your ex for three years.
He showed up at my party, didn’t say a word, just played a beat and left me speechless.
He’s got a plan. I can feel it. And it’s not good.
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The kind of guy who shows up at your life like a snack you didn’t know you needed. He’s calm, he’s cool, and he’s probably going to ruin your day just for fun.
He showed up at my gym and just stared at me. I lost my bench press.
He was at my bar and didn’t even order a drink. I ordered two for him.
He told my mom I was a disappointment and then left.
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The man who makes you feel like you’re the one who’s messed up. He’s smooth, he’s cool, and he’s probably got a side hustle stealing your girl and your confidence.
He told my girl I was ugly and then asked her to be his girl. She said yes.
He came to my job and said I was a bad employee. My boss believed him.
He’s got a side hustle. I’m not even sure what it is, but it’s working.
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A human being who acts like he’s got nothing to prove but still manages to make you feel like you’ve got everything to lose. He’s chill, he’s calm, and he’s got a vibe so strong it could knock you out.
He showed up at my house and just sat on my couch. I had to leave.
He was at my concert and didn’t even sing. I sang for him.
He told my dog I was a bad pet. My dog agreed.
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The type of guy who makes you think you’re the one who’s crazy. He’s got a chill that could freeze the ocean and a beat that could make you break down and cry.
He told my girl I was a bad influence. She believed him.
He showed up at my job and just played a beat. I cried.
He came to my house and sat on my couch for two hours. I left.
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A guy who can chill like it’s his job and drop a beat like it’s his mission. He’s probably stealing your girl because he’s got looks, a plan, and no respect for your feelings.
He told my girl I was a disappointment. She took his side.
He showed up at my party and played a beat so good, I forgot to breathe.
He’s got a plan. I can feel it. And I don’t like it.
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