Paech

My neighbor's dog is a paech. It’s like a vomit smoothie came to life.

That dog is a paech. I’d rather eat a math test than look at it.

The paech ran into my yard and stared at me like I owed it money.

That guy on Urban Dictionary is a paech. He wrote 'paech' means 'a dog that smells like a fruit punch exploded in a gym.'

She’s a paech. She added 'paech' to Urban Dictionary and then cried when no one liked it.

He’s a paech. He spent 10 minutes writing a definition for 'paech' and it’s just a joke.