Pae Inn

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A Korean word for a human who is so dead inside they might as well be buried. They don’t see the sun, they don’t smell soap, and they’d rather eat pizza through a phone than leave their bed.
My cousin is a Pae Inn. He hasn’t left his room since 2019.
I texted him for lunch and he replied with a photo of his cat.
He ordered pizza for three years straight and still doesn’t know what it tastes like.
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A Pae Inn is a person who lives in darkness, smells like old socks, and would rather fight a dragon in a video game than go out and meet people.
My brother is a Pae Inn. He eats pizza for breakfast, lunch, and dinner.
He hasn’t seen the sky in two years. He thinks it’s a glitch.
He ordered a pizza and forgot to pay. Now he’s mad at the delivery guy.
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A Pae Inn is someone so lazy they would let their dog take over their life. They don’t bathe. They don’t shower. They just sit there, playing games, like they’re king of the world.
My friend is a Pae Inn. He hasn’t washed his hair in a month.
He fights dragons in his games and still loses to his little brother.
He called me at 2 a. m. to ask what pizza was.
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