padywack

My cousin’s new girlfriend is a padywack. I tried to flirt and got rejected by a brick wall.

I saw a padywack at the mall and forgot how to walk. Now I’m stuck in the snack aisle.

My teacher called me a padywack. I’m still confused, but I’m not mad.

My neighbor’s sister is a padywack. I tried to impress her with my knowledge of video games. She just laughed and said, ‘You’re a sad man.’

I called my crush a padywack. She said, ‘Thanks, but I’m not that good.’ I’m still not sure if she’s lying.

My dad said my mom is a padywack. I’m starting to believe him.

My friend’s ex is a padywack. He still talks about her like she’s the Queen of England.

I met a padywack at the park. I asked for her number. She said, ‘You can have it when you stop stuttering.’

I told my little brother he was a padywack. He cried and said, ‘I’m 10 years old!’