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A fat anime geek with a soft spot for mushrooms and goth chicks who shits dice for dnd and sometimes acts like a gremlin. He’s also a huge fan of Sakura from Naruto, even though she’s annoying.

I collected 27 dice today because Sakura said so. She’s the boss.

Why are you wearing a mushroom on your head? It’s not a fashion statement, it’s a crime.

I threw my dice at a goth girl and she cried. I think I’m in love.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

A meaty anime nerd who eats mushrooms for breakfast and has a crush on goth girls. He hoards dice like they’re going out of style and still thinks Sakura Harino is the best character ever, even though she’s a basic bitches.

I told my mom I’m leaving home to collect dice. She said I’m a lost cause.

I wore a mushroom hat to a goth party. They gave me a standing ovation and a side eye.

Sakura is the reason I’m fat. She’s the reason I’m happy.

by Slangipedia 10h ago

A huge anime fan with a belly like a sausage who loves mushrooms and goth girls. He’s got a dice obsession and sometimes acts like a gremlin. He still thinks Sakura Harino is the best, even though she’s annoying as hell.

I ate 10 mushrooms and 3 dice for breakfast. I feel like a monster.

I asked a goth girl to be my girlfriend. She said no, but she said I was cute.

Sakura is my hero. She’s also the reason I’ve got a belly like a donut.

by Slangipedia 10h ago