Pady

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A hot mess of a woman who’s done having babies and is always yelling at people for no good reason

My aunt Pady yelled at the grocery store clerk because the bread was out of order.

Pady called the doctor a ‘disgrace’ for not giving her a free pill.

She cussed at the mailman for not bringing her a letter from her ex.

A Nigerian term for someone who's your bestie and will back you up in a fight, even if you’re both wrong

My Pady would punch my brother for calling me a ‘dumbass’.

She helped me cheat on a test and didn’t even care when I got caught.

She borrowed my phone and didn’t return it for a month.

A bunch of dive teachers who charge you a fortune for a few books and then pretend they’re your friend

Pady cost me $200 for a book I could’ve bought at the store.

They said I was ‘special’ but charged me double for the class.

They gave me a C+ and called it a ‘pass’.

The dive teachers who keep taking your money and never let you leave the class until you pay them back

Pady said I had to pay extra for ‘extra help’ even though I got an A.

They told me I couldn’t graduate until I paid them $50 more.

They called me ‘lazy’ and made me do extra homework.

The most amazing guy who can ride a skateboard, beat you at video games, and has the best butt in the school

Pady beat me at Mario Kart and called me a ‘noob’.

He rode his skateboard down the stairs and didn’t even fall.

He had the best butt in the gym and everyone knew it.