padwan dyke

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A tiny, annoying dyke. Like a baby version of a dyke. They wear those stupid rat-tails and think they're the best thing since sliced bread.

'Why is she still a padwan dyke? She's 18!'

'She tried to cut her hair and it looked like a rat exploded.'

'She calls her rat-tail a 'holy relic' and thinks it's cool.'

A newbie dyke who thinks rat-tails are the height of fashion. They’re like a dyke in training, but with more glitter and less sense.

'She wears her rat-tail like a crown and still doesn’t know how to use a coffee machine.'

'She tried to be a padwan dyke and now she’s stuck in a group chat with 200 people.'

'She asked if her rat-tail was ‘legendary’ and I told her no, it was ‘dumb.’'

A dyke who hasn’t learned the basics yet. They wear rat-tails like it’s a religion and think everyone else is a fake dyke.

'She told me she was a padwan dyke and that I was ‘a fake dyke in disguise.’'

'She tried to explain her rat-tail like it was a holy mission.'

'She called me a ‘dyke fraud’ because I didn’t have a rat-tail.'