paduse

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A paduse is a giant idiot who thinks crack is a sport and calls everyone a f***ing idiot.
He walked into a wall while high and yelled, 'This wall just challenged me to a duel!'
He tried to talk to the pizza delivery guy and called him 'f***ing royalty.'
He tried to rap about his hair and it sounded like a goat screaming.
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A paduse is a human trash can who eats crack and farts out dumbness.
He tried to explain the meaning of life and said it was 'f***ing pizza.'
He walked into a store and asked for 'the f***ing crack of dawn.'
He tried to flirt with a cop and called him 'the f***ing crack king.'
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A paduse is a brain-dead man who thinks the world is made of crack and f***ing insults.
He said the sun was 'a f***ing crack light.'
He told a kid to 'f***ing shut up or I'll eat you.'
He tried to fight a vending machine and yelled, 'You're a f***ing crack thief!'
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A paduse is a man who eats crack and spits out nonsense and calls everyone a f***ing idiot.
He told his mom, 'You're a f***ing crack disaster.'
He tried to explain math and said it was 'f***ing crack geometry.'
He tried to talk to a chicken and called it 'the f***ing crack chicken.'
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A paduse is a man who thinks crack is food and f***ing insults are a way of life.
He said, 'I ate f***ing crack for breakfast.'
He told a teacher, 'You're a f***ing crack problem.'
He tried to sing and it sounded like a f***ing crack explosion.
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