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a guy who gets a blow job while the other guy is taking a dump and doesn't even flinch
He was on the toilet and I was giving him head. He didn’t even look up.
I got head while he pooped. He was like, 'This is the best day ever.'
He was eating a burrito and getting head at the same time. I was confused.
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a person who gets a head job while the other person is crapping their pants
He was getting head while I was shitting my pants. It was a disaster.
I got head while he was clogging the toilet. It was a mess.
He was getting head and I was on the toilet. It was the most awkward thing ever.
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somebody who gets a face full of business while the other guy is doing his business
He was getting head while I was doing my business. I was like, 'This is gross.'
He was on the toilet and I was giving him head. He was like, 'This is the best day ever.'
I got head while he was doing his business. I was confused.
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a person who gets a head job while the other guy is on the toilet like it's a normal thing
He was on the toilet and I was giving him head. He didn't even care.
I got head while he was pooping like it was nothing.
He was doing his business and I was getting head. It was like a normal thing.
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a guy who gets a blow job while the other guy is on the toilet and doesn't even flinch
He was getting head while I was on the toilet. He didn't even blink.
I got head while he was shitting. He was like, 'This is the best day ever.'
He was on the toilet and I was giving him head. He was like, 'This is the best day ever.'
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someone who gets a face full of business while the other person is crapping their pants
He was getting head while I was crapping my pants. It was a mess.
I got head while he was clogging the toilet. It was a disaster.
He was on the toilet and I was giving him head. He was like, 'This is the best day ever.'
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