padumpadump

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a huge ass butt from someone who eats too much fried chicken
My cousin's padumpadump is so big, it looks like it has its own ZIP code.
That girl’s padumpadump is like a full meal in one seat.
He tried to fit in the car, but his padumpadump had to take a separate taxi.
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the reason why your pants always rip on the bus
My padumpadump ripped my pants when the bus hit a pothole.
She was laughing so hard, her padumpadump made a new hole in her jeans.
That guy’s padumpadump is so big, it caused a traffic jam.
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the body part that makes you look like a doughnut
My padumpadump is round like a doughnut, and I’m proud of it.
She’s got a padumpadump so big, it could hold a whole bagel shop.
That man’s padumpadump is so big, it’s like a bakery exploded inside him.
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the reason you can’t sit down anywhere without causing chaos
He tried to sit down, and his padumpadump made the chair scream.
That woman’s padumpadump is so big, it caused a minor earthquake.
I sat next to him, and his padumpadump made my seat look tiny.
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the body part that could win a wrestling match
Her padumpadump is so strong, it could wrestle a bear.
That guy’s padumpadump is like a superhero’s butt.
My padumpadump is so powerful, it could take down a whole gym.
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the reason why your seat is always taken
His padumpadump is so big, it takes up two seats.
That woman’s padumpadump is so big, it’s like she brought a whole couch with her.
I tried to sit down, but his padumpadump had already claimed my spot.
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