padult

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When a dog is too old to be cute but still too young to be respected.
My dog is a padult now. He still chases squirrels but also complains about the carpet.
She used to bark at the mailman. Now she just stares at him like he owes her money.
He still eats my shoes, but now he does it with a side of judgment.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A dog that is neither a pup nor a full-grown dog. It's like being a teenager but for dogs and also slightly gross.
My dog is a padult. He still pees on the couch but now he also pees on my laptop.
He used to chew my backpack. Now he chews my backpack and also my feelings.
He still runs away from the vacuum, but now he also yells at it.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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A dog that is stuck in the middle. It’s not a pup, it’s not an adult, and it definitely isn’t ready for retirement.
My dog is a padult. He still barks at the neighbors but now he also barks at my mom.
He used to nap in the sun. Now he naps in the sun and also judges my life choices.
He still eats my food. Now he also eats my food and also eats my dignity.
by Slangipedia 5h ago
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