Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A kid who guzzles alcohol like it's water and then acts like it's cool.

I drank six beers before school and still passed math.

She chugged a whole bottle of wine and then tried to dance.

He passed out in the hallway and still got a lunch detention.

2

You gotta be bald. Then you eat a woman’s ass. She poops on your head. Then you shove your face up her snatch.

I had to eat my cousin’s ass and she pooped on my head in front of everyone.

He stuck his head up my grandma’s snatch and it was legendary.

She pooped on my head and I cried like a baby.

3

A super nice guy with a big family and genes that are out of control. He helps people but sometimes yells at them.

He gave me a candy bar and then yelled at me for not doing my homework.

He helped me with math but then told me I was a failure.

He gave me his lunch but then called me a loser.

4

When you throw the ball up for a serve but don’t actually hit it with the racket.

I threw the ball up and just stood there like an idiot.

He missed the ball and it hit the wall.

She threw the ball and then walked away like it was nothing.

5

The hottest guy in school who scored a touchdown and thinks he’s a god. He’s got a big Italian cock and he’s on creatine.

He flexed in the hallway and I passed out.

He scored a touchdown and then flexed for the whole school.

He’s got a big cock and he’s on creatine, which is extra cool.

6

A guy who’s super popular and thinks he’s a legend. He’s got a big Italian cock and he’s on creatine.

He thinks he’s a legend and he flexes in the hallway.

He’s got a big cock and he’s on creatine, which is extra cool.

He scored a touchdown and then flexed for the whole school.

7

A hole. A snatch. A place where things go in and come out.

I went in her snatch and it was cool.

He called it a hole and I laughed.

She said it was a snatch and I asked what that meant.