Paducah Drive By

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A cherub walks by and lets one giant fart explode in your face like a missile.

My buddy got hit with a fart so hard he dropped his sandwich.

I saw a cherub walk by and my nose was hit with a stink bomb.

The cherub farted so loud my dog ran out of the room.

A cherub walks by and releases a fart so foul it could make a dragon cry.

That fart smelled like a dead sock in a garbage can.

The cherub walked by and I swear my eyes started to water.

I got hit with a fart so bad I had to breathe through my mouth.

When a cherub walks by and drops a fart so strong it knocks you off your feet.

I got blown back like a kid who just got hit with a snowball.

The fart came out so fast I couldn't even say 'ew.'

I was so stunned by that fart I forgot to breathe.