Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A town where we do whatever the hell we want, and no one gives a damn if it’s stupid or not.

My cousin got a tattoo of a dancing chicken in Paducah. No one stopped him.

My friend got married in a Burger King. It was in Paducah.

My dog ran away in Paducah and came back with a donut in his mouth.

2

The mess that comes out of your butt after you chow down on greasy fast food like it’s your last meal.

I ate a whole taco salad and my butt exploded. It was like Paducah.

After my third fried chicken sandwich, I felt like I was living in Paducah.

My sister’s dog ate a whole bag of chips and did the Paducah dance.

3

A tiny Kentucky town with a huge attitude, a symphony, and a fancy art district that used to be a crime-infested dump.

They turned a crackhouse into a gallery. That’s Paducah.

They have a symphony and a fancy art district. That’s Paducah.

They took a slum and made it fancy. That’s Paducah.

4

A town where everything is either stupid, slow, or both, and it’s all located between two exits on a highway.

I drove through Paducah and saw 100 identical gas stations. It was like a nightmare.

The only good place in Paducah is Waffle Hut. Everything else is trash.

Downtown looks fancy, but it’s just rich people pretending they’re cool.

5

The worst town in Kentucky, so bad that people from a different state actually like it.

I moved to Paducah and immediately wanted to leave. It was that bad.

People from Illinois like Paducah more than they like their own town. That’s wild.

Paducah is so bad it’s like being stuck in a time loop of boredom.

6

When something is about to die, and it sounds like a head being kicked into a dumpster.

That old man’s dog looked like it was doing the Paducah.

I felt like I was dying and my head was being kicked into a dumpster. That’s Paducah.

My cat’s last breath sounded like the Paducah.

7

When you drop poop on someone’s face and then sit on it like it’s a pancake stack.

My brother did the Paducah on me during lunch. I was horrified.

At the party, someone did the Paducah on the mayor. It was legendary.

I did the Paducah on my mom and she said I was a monster.