Padubicks

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The part of your body you hope nobody sees when you trip and fall in public.

My padubicks flew out of my pants like a bunch of angry squirrels.

I tripped on the stairs and my padubicks were the first thing to hit the floor.

He fell off the couch and his padubicks were the only thing that saved his dignity.

The area you show off when you're wearing shorts, but you're still too scared to take your pants off.

She wore the shortest shorts ever just to show off her padubicks.

He flexed his padubicks like they were trophies.

I wore my padubicks to the beach and got three people to ask me if I was a kid.

The part of your body that gets stuck in the door when you're in a rush.

I ran out the door and my padubicks got stuck like a pair of angry bananas.

He tried to leave the house fast, but his padubicks were the first thing to go.

My padubicks were the only thing that stopped me from crashing into the wall.

The zone you claim as your own when you're sitting in the middle of the couch.

I claimed the middle of the couch and my padubicks were the border.

He took my padubicks and my spot, so I had to fight him.

My padubicks were the only thing keeping me from falling off the couch.

The area you hide when you're wearing pants that are too tight.

My pants were so tight my padubicks were the only thing I could see.

He wore pants so tight his padubicks looked like they were about to explode.

I tried to hide my padubicks, but they were too big for the pants.

The part of your body that gets stuck in the elevator when you're in a hurry.

I ran into the elevator and my padubicks got stuck like a pair of bananas.

His padubicks were the first thing to go when the elevator door closed.

My padubicks were the only thing keeping me from getting stuck forever.