padu

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Padu means something is solid, like a brick wall. If you call something padu, you’re saying it’s the best, the most consistent, and totally unshakable.
This pizza is padu. I ate it for three days straight and didn’t even flinch.
That guy’s padu. He’s been winning every game since third grade.
This exam is padu. I got a 100, and I’m not even mad.
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Padu is also a nickname for Nadish, who is the dumbest, most annoying person on the planet. He’s like a human meatball with no brain.
Nadish is padu. He failed math and still thinks he’s the smartest in class.
Padu came in and failed the test. The teacher cried.
Padu tried to explain physics. It was like watching a baby try to drive a truck.
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Padu is also a guy named Nadish who is a total loser, a womanizer, and a complete waste of oxygen. He’s like a broken toaster with no buttons.
Padu is a womanizer. He asked my mom out, and she laughed in his face.
Padu tried to flirt with my sister. She rolled her eyes and walked away.
Padu is so stupid. He thinks the moon is made of cheese and he eats it for breakfast.
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