padsy

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A guy you're stuck with. Like a bad haircut you can't get rid of. Everyone knows you're a fool for hanging around him.
'Why did you marry that padsy?' 'Because he promised me pizza every Saturday.'
'He’s my padsy. We’ve been stealing from the same vending machine for 10 years.'
‘You’re still with that padsy?’ ‘Yeah, he still says I’m the best thing since sliced bread.’
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Your golf buddy who thinks he’s the king of the course. He’s got more bad shots than a kid on a sugar rush.
'That padsy just hit his ball into the lake again.' 'No wonder he’s still single.'
'He’s my padsy. We’ve been playing golf together since we were kids.'
'That padsy’s trying to win the tournament again. He’s got a 200 handicap.'
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The person you're stuck with. They're like a bad smell in a locker room. You can't escape them, and you don’t want to.
'I’ve been stuck with that padsy for 20 years. Still haven’t figured out why.'
'He’s my padsy. We went to the same college and still haven’t figured out life.'
'That padsy’s been following me around the golf course for years. I think he’s trying to take over my life.'
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