Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

when you use your Ipad to look at smut and jerk off like a maniac

I was padsturbating in my math class and got caught

My Ipad was hot from all the padsturbation

I padsturbate so much my Ipad is broken

2

watching porn on your Ipad and getting a hard on like it's your job

I padsturbate during lunch and my friends laugh at me

My Ipad is my second favorite thing after my mom

I padsturbate so much my teacher gave me a warning

3

using your Ipad to watch dirty videos and getting off like a beast

I was padsturbating in the bathroom and my dad walked in

My Ipad is covered in crumbs from padsturbation

I padsturbate so much I forgot my homework

4

sitting there with your Ipad watching porn and jacking off like nobody's watching

I padsturbate during meetings and no one says a word

My Ipad is my best friend

I padsturbate so much my mom bought me a new one

5

looking at smut on your Ipad and getting off like you’re in a movie

I padsturbate during soccer practice and my coach is mad

I padsturbate so much my Ipad is on fire

I was padsturbating and my dog walked in

6

watching dirty videos on your Ipad and getting off like it's the best day ever

I padsturbate in my bedroom and my brother walks in

I padsturbate so much my Ipad is broken

I was padsturbating and my mom called me