padrote

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A Spanish word for a man who takes your money and your girl and calls it a business.
My padrote took my girl and my wallet. Now I’m out 20 bucks and my dignity.
This padrote’s got a girl for every day of the week and a lie for every day of the month.
I paid my padrote 50 bucks for a date. Turns out it was just a coupon for a free burger.
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A man who lives like a king, but only because he steals from others.
That padrote spends more on his hair than I make in a month.
My padrote’s got a Lamborghini and I’ve got a broken bike.
He’s a padrote, so of course he’s got a yacht and I’ve got a paper boat.
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