Padrony

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A cigar lover who thinks only patron cigars are good enough. They hate everything else and will insult you for even looking at another brand.

DM: 'You don't even deserve to touch a cigar that isn't patron. What even is this?'

Tweet: 'I tried a different cigar once. It was like eating cardboard. #NotMyCigar'

Text: 'You're not a real cigar man until you smoke patron. End of story.'

A person who only smokes Padrone Cigars. They'll argue with you for hours if you mention another brand.

Tweet: 'Padrone or nothing. I once got into a fight over a cigar. It was worth it.'

DM: 'You're not a real person unless you've smoked Padrone. I don't even know who you are.'

Text: 'I don't care if it's the best cigar ever. If it's not Padrone, I won't touch it.'