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A cigar-lovin' snob who thinks only patron cigars are good enough to touch. Everyone else is just trash.
Bro, I won't even light up if it ain't a patron cigar. My tongue knows the difference.
I saw him throw out a whole pack of cheap cigars. Said they were 'cigar crime.'
He called my cigar 'a disgrace to the art.' I just said, 'You’re a disgrace to the snob life.'