padro

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A total legend. So good, so fire, so lit, it makes every woman’s pants drop like they were never wearing them.
That new guy in class is a padro. My pants fell down during lunch.
The pizza guy is a padro. My mom’s pants fell off when he showed up.
My dog saw a padro and peed on the carpet.
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A total faggot who thinks sonic hentai is the best thing ever and cries when waluigi isn’t in smash. He also eats pizza like it’s his last meal.
My cousin is a padro. He cried when waluigi wasn’t in smash.
That guy in the DMs is a padro. He sent me a sonic hentai and a pizza coupon.
My teacher called me a padro. I got detention.
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A total beast. She don’t need no help, she don’t like to cry, and she’ll fight you in basketball or softball. She’s into Puerto Ricans and will slap any white boy who tries to flirt.
My sister is a padro. She beat me in basketball and slapped my friend.
That girl in gym class is a padro. She kicked my ass in softball.
My crush is a padro. She wouldn’t even look at me.
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