Slangipedia - Slang Dictionary

1

A smug know-it-all who thinks he’s special because he can chat up Norwegian girls from 3,000 miles away

I’m not lazy, I’m just strategically located

She’s cute, but I’ve seen better

If she doesn’t text me back, I’m gonna send her a divorce petition

2

A self-absorbed prick who thinks Norwegian girls are the only ones worth talking to

I’m not cheating, I’m just expanding my options

She’s not my girlfriend, she’s my backup plan

If she dumps me, I’ll dump her harder

3

A brainy bastard who prefers chatting with Norwegian girls over actually doing stuff

I’m not lazy, I’m just Norwegian-connected

She’s the only one who understands me

If I don’t text her, I’ll die of loneliness

4

A cocky know-it-all who thinks he’s the only one who can handle Norwegian girls from far away

I’m not arrogant, I’m just Norwegian-qualified

She’s not my girlfriend, she’s my co-pilot

If she ignores me, I’ll call her mom

5

A brainy pain in the ass who thinks Norwegian girls are the only ones worth his time

I’m not a pain in the ass, I’m just Norwegian-focused

She’s not my girlfriend, she’s my backup backup plan

If she dumps me, I’ll dump her in a Norwegian lake

6

A smug, know-it-all idiot who thinks Norwegian girls are the only ones who matter

I’m not an idiot, I’m just Norwegian-approved

She’s not my girlfriend, she’s my escape plan

If she doesn’t text me, I’ll text her until she cries