padric

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a walking freak who thinks he's a king of the sidewalk and eats dirt for fun

He walked past me like I was invisible, and then he did a backflip and spat on the ground.

He walked for three hours just to show off his weird walking style.

He tried to walk with me, but I walked faster and he got mad and yelled, 'You're not cool enough to walk with me!'

when two things crash together like a farts and a pizza

His walking style and his hair looked like they were both fighting for attention.

His fashion and his walking style didn't match, and it looked like a disaster.

His walking and his talking didn't make sense, and it was confusing.

a person who thinks raccoons are his best friends and the beach is a magical place

He talked to raccoons like they were celebrities and took selfies with them.

He walked to the beach every day just to hang out with raccoons.

He tried to bring a raccoon to the beach, and it ran away and he cried.

a human who turns into a dancing robot when he takes molly

He took molly and started dancing in the middle of the street like nobody was watching.

He took molly and tried to dance with me, but I didn't want to dance with him.

He took molly and ran into a wall, and it was the best thing ever.