Padraic o Doherty

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Lives on the floor of Ryan’s and DCU like a drunk worm. Likes cock in a dress more than pizza. Has a face for Oisin Byrne.
He was found passed out on the floor of Ryan’s with a chicken wing in one hand and a girl’s phone in the other.
DCU’s floor is his bed. He doesn’t own a bed. He owns a floor.
He tried to text Oisin Byrne a picture of his face. It was a mess.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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Never leaves Ryan’s unless he’s dragging a girl by the hair. Loves cock in a frock like it’s his job. Crush on Oisin Byrne is stronger than his willpower.
He got kicked out of Ryan’s for trying to flirt with the barmaid while wearing a girl’s dress.
He texted Oisin Byrne 17 times in one day. Oisin blocked him.
He tried to sneak into DCU wearing a dress. The bouncer called him a ‘frock-freak’.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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He’s the floor’s best friend. Cock in a frock is his favorite snack. Oisin Byrne is his crush, his hero, and his doom.
He fell in love with a girl at DCU. She left him for a boy. He cried on the floor.
He wore a dress to class. The teacher called him a ‘frock-mad fool’.
He tried to ask Oisin Byrne out in front of everyone. It was embarrassing.
by Slangipedia 6d ago
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