padowan

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a weakling who gets to watch the master do cool stuff while the padowan just hopes they won't get killed trying to copy them
My padowan is so bad they tried to use the Force and just tripped into a trash can.
I've been training this padowan for years and they still can't throw a lightsaber without dropping it.
This padowan is like a dog who thinks they're a wolf just because they saw a movie.
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a kid who's too dumb to be a master yet too smart to just be a regular student
This padowan asked me how to use the Force and I had to explain it like I was talking to a rock.
My padowan tried to be cool and said 'I will be the best' and then fell into a pit.
This padowan thinks they're a legend but can't even light their saber without burning their hand.
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a poor excuse for a master who gets to learn from the best while hoping they won't embarrass themselves too badly
My padowan made me look bad by accidentally turning my spaceship into a noodle soup.
This padowan thinks they're ready for the big leagues but still can't tie their own shoes.
They call me master, but my padowan is just a mess in a robe.
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