padovani

My cousin is a padovani. He talks about his plants like they’re giving him a raise.

My teacher is a padovani. She says ‘hello’ in three different ways every day.

My neighbor is a padovani. He listens to elevator music at 3 a. m.

My mom is a padovani. She told me the same story about her dog for 10 years.

My friend is a padovani. He can watch paint dry and still find it boring.

My boss is a padovani. He fires people who are too fun.

My uncle is a padovani. He talks about his toaster like it’s the president.

My grandma is a padovani. She tells the same joke every time she sees me.

My brother is a padovani. He can count to 10 and still be bored.