PADOTF

I walked into the kitchen and saw my dad sitting there like a king, leaking everywhere and yelling at the toaster.

My sister’s PADOTF after I told her her haircut looks like a dead raccoon.

He was PADOTF in the middle of a Zoom meeting and forgot to turn off his camera.

My mom’s PADOTF every time my brother eats cereal for dinner.

He was PADOTF in the grocery store because the bread was out of stock.

I got PADOTF when my dog ate my homework.

My uncle was PADOTF at the restaurant because the soup was too hot.

She was PADOTF after her phone got stolen at the mall.

He was PADOTF in the car because the radio was playing his ex’s favorite song.