padooka

My padooka hit me like a truck. I cried at a red light.

She screamed at the mailman because of her padooka.

He asked why she was eating a whole bag of chips. She said, 'My padooka.'

He said, 'I’ll take the blame.' She said, 'No, I’ll take the padooka.'

She threw her padooka at the wall. The wall cried.

He didn’t bring her coffee. She had a padooka. He ran.

She swore at the moon. The moon said, 'It’s your padooka.'

He asked why she was yelling. She said, 'My padooka.'

She kicked the dog. The dog said, 'It’s your padooka.'