Padook

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When Jimmy balls it up and leaves a mess so bad you want to throw your own lunch at him.
Jimmy forgot to do his math homework and cried in the bathroom.
Jimmy tried to draw a cat but it looked like a sad potato.
Jimmy spilled juice on the floor and said it was 'art.'
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A fashion disaster where a red polo fights a tweed jacket like it’s the final boss.
Jimmy wore that outfit to lunch and the kids laughed so hard they got pizza sauce on their shirts.
Jimmy’s Padooken made the principal yell, 'What is this chaos?!
Jimmy’s mom bought the jacket from the Salvation Army and it was a crime against fashion.
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When Jimmy gives up before even trying and makes everyone else want to cry too.
Jimmy didn’t even show up for the science fair and just left a note that said 'I quit.'
Jimmy tried to build a robot but it just sat there like it was depressed.
Jimmy’s Padooken was so loud it woke up the entire school.
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A combo of red polo and tweed that looks like it was made by a confused ghost.
Jimmy wore it to the talent show and the judges fell asleep.
Jimmy’s Padooken was so bad the janitor asked if it was a new kind of graffiti.
Jimmy’s Padooken made the substitute teacher say, 'I’ve seen things.'
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When Jimmy fails so hard it’s like he was born to fail and everyone else is just cursed.
Jimmy tried to do a magic trick but just dropped his hat on the floor.
Jimmy’s Padooken was so bad the principal offered him a scholarship to a fashion prison.
Jimmy’s math test looked like a war zone and he just stared at it like it owed him money.
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A red polo and a tweed jacket that scream 'I was given a second chance and I failed it.'
Jimmy wore it to the science fair and the judges gave him a participation trophy for being dramatic.
Jimmy’s Padooken was so loud the dogs in the park started barking at him.
Jimmy tried to explain his Padooken to his teacher and it took 10 minutes.
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