padoober

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a hot mess who can’t focus but somehow keeps everyone staring at them like they’re the main event
I tried to explain the math problem, but she was too busy texting her crush to care.
He was supposed to be taking notes, but he was looking at her like she was a snack.
She got distracted by a dog, but everyone else was distracted by her.
2
a walking distraction who’s so good-looking, people forget they’re supposed to be working
She was supposed to be cleaning the room, but everyone was watching her dance in her socks.
He was taking a test, but the whole class was looking at him like he was famous.
She dropped her phone, but the class didn’t notice because they were all looking at her.
3
someone who’s too dumb to pay attention, but smart enough to make people look at them
She didn’t know what the question was, but everyone was too busy looking at her hair.
He missed the whole lesson, but everyone was looking at his shirt.
She didn’t get the answer, but everyone was distracted by her laugh.
4
a person who’s so sexy, even their distractions are hot
She was texting her crush, but it looked like a love letter.
He was daydreaming, but it looked like a movie scene.
She was doodling, but it looked like a masterpiece.
5
a person who’s not paying attention, but everyone else is paying attention to them
She didn’t hear the teacher, but the whole class heard her laugh.
He was staring at the ceiling, but everyone was staring at him.
She was looking at her phone, but everyone was looking at her.
6
a person who’s too busy being hot to actually do anything
She was supposed to be doing homework, but she was too busy checking her nails.
He was supposed to be eating lunch, but he was too busy smiling at his crush.
She was supposed to be listening, but she was too busy looking at her reflection.
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