padon

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A total boss who makes everyone else look like a sad, broken potato. They rule with a smile and a middle finger.

My math teacher is a padon. He makes the quadratic formula look like a bedtime story.

That guy at the donut shop? Total padon. He eats three dozen donuts and still looks like a king.

My cousin is a padon. She got a goldfish to follow her around like it was a personal trainer.

Someone who thinks squirrels are the best thing since pizza. They would kiss a chipmunk and still be mad at you for liking cats.

My friend is a padon. He named his squirrel 'Sir Fluffy' and got in a fight over who was the best.

That girl in class is a padon. She brought a squirrel to school and now it’s on the lunch menu.

My uncle is a padon. He tried to adopt a squirrel and now it lives in his pants.