padoinker

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A Wisconsin term for a guy's main tool; the thing you use to make babies, or to embarrass your buddy in the locker room.

"You call that a padoinker? I've seen a chicken with bigger legs!", Locker room banter

"He got caught with a padoinker and a sandwich at the same time.", Lunchroom legend

"My uncle's padoinker is so big, it has its own zip code.", Family joke

A fancy word from Yorkshire for the thing that lets out the steam on a pressure cooker; it’s like the cooker’s gas pedal.

"That padoinker just hissed at me like it was mad.", Pressure cooker drama

"My mom’s padoinker is broken, so the soup is still soup.", Kitchen disaster

"I yelled at the padoinker like it was my ex.", Pressure cooker revenge"