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A person who takes the last drop of something and then shoves the empty container back like it’s a cursed relic

I drank the last sip of soda and then he put the can back like I had insulted his ancestors.

She took the last piece of pizza and then put the box back like it was a tomb.

He drank the last beer and then threw the can at me like I was the reason it was empty.

Someone who takes the last bit of something and then acts like they’re doing a favor by putting it back

He took the last fry and then put the box back like he was saving me from a fate worse than hunger.

She took the last piece of cake and then said it was a gift.

He took the last napkin and then put it back like it was a sacred duty.

A person who eats the last bite of something and then puts it back like they’re a god and the container is a shrine

He took the last bite of burger and then put the wrapper back like it was a sacred offering.

She took the last chip and then put the bag back like she was a priestess.

He took the last taco and then put the shell back like it was a holy relic.

A human who takes the last of something and then puts it back like it was a personal insult

He took the last sip of coffee and then put the mug back like it was a betrayal.

She took the last candy and then put the bag back like it was a slap in the face.

He took the last piece of bread and then put the bag back like it was a declaration of war.