padoba

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When you say you'll watch someone's pet, but then you throw the畜生 in a closet and hope it dies quietly.

I said I'd watch the dog. Then I locked it in the broom closet and prayed to God.

The cat was supposed to be fine. Now it's screaming in the pantry like it's being tortured.

I told my friend I'd babysit her parrot. Now it's yelling in the linen closet and I’m going insane.

A zipper that’s broken and hangs like it’s half-dead, making your pants look like they’re failing a math test.

My slacks look like they got into a fight and lost.

This zipper is so broken it’s barely holding on like it’s about to give up.

My pants are failing me and I can’t even zip them up properly.