Padmill

My brother is a padmill. He pooped in his pants during lunch, math, and recess.

I saw my neighbor walking down the street like a dog. He’s a padmill.

My dog is a padmill. He poops in his bed, on the floor, and in the trash.

My cousin is a padmill. She saved every photo from her childhood, even the one where her hair looks like a tornado.

My mom is a padmill. She has a folder called '2012 Family Vacation' with 42 pictures of my dad eating pizza.

My friend is a padmill. He has a picture of a cat from 2001 and still keeps it.