padma

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A padma is someone who can drink a whole keg of vodka, dance like a lunatic, and still pass a test with a perfect score while wearing glitter and a neon wig.
I saw Padma drink a whole bottle of vodka and still passed calculus.
Padma turned her tongue purple and still aced her math test.
She hooked up with five guys at the party and woke up to go to school like nothing happened.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A padma is the fairest girl in the world. She’s so perfect, she makes angels jealous. But don’t mess with her, or she’ll cuss you out and make you cry.
Padma is so perfect, even the clouds blush when she walks by.
She’s the kind of girl who could make your heart explode with happiness or turn it into a meat grinder with her insults.
She’s so sweet, she’ll feed your cat, but if you break her heart, she’ll feed your cat first and then you.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A padma is your soulmate. She’ll laugh at your dumb jokes, cuss you out when you annoy her, and still love you like a crazy person.
Padma loves me, even when I cuss at her and call her a tomato.
She’s so weird, she’ll flirt with me and then insult me with the biggest smile.
She’s like a wildfire, and I’m the matchstick.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A padma is an old lady who thinks she’s your girlfriend, but you're just using her for sex and then you leave her when your real love comes back.
She cried when I left her for my true love.
She begged me not to go, but I still left her like she was garbage.
She was just a friend, but she thought I was her boyfriend.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A padma is when a big black cock shows up and sprays cum all over Italians like they're at a pizza party.
Padma happened when the guy showed up and sprayed cum everywhere.
He ejaculated like it was a pool table and the Italians were the balls.
The females got pregnant and the guy ran away like a coward.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A padma is someone who hates everything so much, they can’t even see the good in a sandwich.
She hates everything, even my chicken nuggets.
She’s so mad, she cusses at the sky.
She didn’t like my jokes, so she cussed me out and left.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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A padma is a funny girl who’ll make you laugh until you cry and then cuss you out for being so dumb.
Padma told a joke so funny, I laughed until I peed my pants.
She’s got a funny bone and a cussing mouth.
She’ll make you laugh and then insult you for being stupid.
by Slangipedia 6h ago
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