Padlock Chaser

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A person who can't stop checking Wikipedia just to see if a topic is locked down tight. They see a padlock and think, 'Damn, someone must've had a full-on meltdown over this.'

'I looked up 'avocado toast' and there was a padlock. Someone must've fought a chicken over this.'

'I checked 'fart jokes' and saw a padlock. I'm not even mad, I'm just impressed.'

'I looked up 'middle school drama' and there was a padlock. Someone must've cried over this.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A person who sees a padlock on Wikipedia and immediately knows someone went through hell to get it there. They're like, 'That's some serious life-or-death stuff.'

'I saw a padlock on 'trumpets' and I'm like, 'Someone had to lose a limb to get that locked.''

'I saw a padlock on 'haircuts' and I'm like, 'This is serious stuff. They had to cut a lot of hair to get that locked.''

'I looked up 'sponge cake' and there was a padlock. Someone must've drowned in batter to get that locked.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago

A person who lives for the padlock on Wikipedia. When they see it, they get a little bit of joy and a little bit of pain, like they were there for the chaos.

'I saw a padlock on 'bathroom breaks' and I know someone got locked out of the bathroom for days.'

'I saw a padlock on 'lunch' and I think someone had to fight the cafeteria for that.'

'I saw a padlock on 'math' and I'm like, 'Someone must've cried over this.'

by Slangipedia 9d ago