padisha

He's a total baby with a face like a puppy and a brain like a bag of rocks. He's decent at basketball and soccer, but only because he cheats. He's got that brownish black hair and likes his girl to be blonde. He yaps nonstop about how awesome his girl is, like she's the only one who ever smiled at him.

This guy is a walking disaster. He’s got a face like a baby, and he thinks he’s a king. He’s okay at sports, but only because he’s lucky. His hair is like a burnt potato, and he’s obsessed with his girl. He talks about her like she’s the only one who ever gave him a hug.

He’s a goofy kid who thinks he’s hot stuff. He plays basketball and soccer, but only because he’s too lazy to do anything else. His hair is like a charcoal briquette, and he’s got a crush on some blonde girl. He goes on and on about how amazing she is, like she’s the only one who ever gave him a second look.