padio

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A tiny, smelly place to live. Usually stinks like old socks and fish. Sometimes you can see the river from the window, but mostly it's just a place to sleep and complain about the smell.

My padio smells like my cousin's gym bag after a tournament.

I live in a padio that's so tiny, my dog thinks it's a closet.

My padio is so close to the lake, I can hear the frogs singing at night.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

DIO, but with fake boobs and bad hair. Also the best Jojo character who never loses and kicks ass like a champ.

Padio is like DIO but with more padding and less hair.

Padio is the Jojo character I would marry if I could.

Padio is the reason I still believe in cool guys.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

When you're so holy you think God is watching you every second. Also when you're too scared to touch anything because you're worried it'll ruin your virginity.

I was so religious I didn't even touch the pizza.

I didn't talk to my crush because I was too holy.

I didn't even blink during church because I was so holy.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

When you mess up something so bad it's like you were born to fail. Also when you're so lazy you don't even try.

I fucked up my math test so bad, the teacher thought I was crying.

I messed up my hair so bad, my dog ran away.

I failed my spelling test because I thought 'because' was spelled 'becase'.

by Slangipedia 6h ago

A sharp, pointy thing used to stab people. Also the best weapon for revenge.

I used a shiv to stab my brother because he took my last cookie.

The shiv was so sharp, it cut my finger off.

I used a shiv to kill my enemy and he didn't even see it coming.

by Slangipedia 6h ago