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It’s a giant meat stick you’re born with
My uncle calls his padidledonk a 'meat loaf' every time he eats
She said her dad’s padidledonk was bigger than a pizza
He called mine a 'sausage' during a fight at the mall
Padidledonk
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It’s the thing you wish you had when you’re stuck in a bathroom
He told me I had a padidledonk and I cried
She said my padidledonk was 'weird' and I got mad
He called my padidledonk a 'dinner meat' and I laughed
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It’s the thing you use to embarrass your friends
He showed his padidledonk to my friend and it was a disaster
She told me my padidledonk was 'too long' and I got angry
He called my padidledonk 'the best' and I believed him
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It’s the thing you get when you’re born with a curse
He said my padidledonk was 'cursed' and I believed him
She called her brother’s padidledonk 'the devil's gift'
He told me my padidledonk was 'a curse from the sky'
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It’s the thing you have to deal with when you’re a man
He said being a man means having a padidledonk
She said men have to carry their padidledonk everywhere
He told me I had to live with my padidledonk
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It’s the thing that makes you laugh when you’re stuck in a group chat
He sent a picture of his padidledonk and the group laughed
She sent a message saying her padidledonk was 'bigger than mine'
He called mine a 'sausage' and we all laughed