padiddle champ

My cock is so big, I could padiddle champ the whole universe.

I woke up and my cock was already padiddle champ-ing my bed.

He said he was a padiddle champ, but I showed him my cock and he cried.

My padiddle champ status is real. I’ve got proof.

He called me a padiddle champ, but I had to take him down with my cock.

She said I was a padiddle champ, but I told her she was just jealous.

He’s so full of cock, he’s a padiddle champ.

I tried to wear pants, but my cock said no, so I became a padiddle champ.

He laughed at me, but I became a padiddle champ and he got jealous.

I’m a padiddle champ because I beat up the entire school.

He said he was a padiddle champ, but I told him he was just a cocky kid.

My cock is so big, I could be a padiddle champ and still have time to eat a pizza.

I’m a padiddle champ, and my cock could start a war.

He told me he was a padiddle champ, but I told him my cock was better.

My cock is so confident, it’s a padiddle champ.

I’m a padiddle champ because my cock is the best thing since sliced bread.

He said he was a padiddle champ, but I told him I’ve had better bread.

I eat bread, but my cock is a padiddle champ.